Pay no attention to that man...
With an estimated 7.5 billion humans on earth, here you are on my page. Even among the 320 million of us identified as Americans, the odds of anyone having an interest in me are quite astonishing.
In fact, you would get better odds for winning the Powerball lottery than being the one person spending time to read about me. The odds get better if you narrow it to only Coloradans, but still, that just brings it down to 5.5 million people!
And yet, here you are...
Amazing really; out of 4.6 billion pages published on the Internet, you found mine! I'm actually starting to feel a bit embarrassed there isn't more here. I mean, somehow you made your way through all those people and all those pages, and this is it? Well yeah, pretty much. But hey, you could always check my social medias stuff...
